Admittedly, I surf a lot of internet sites for this blog. Yesterday I ended up on Kim Kardashian's website.

There's a section on her site called "Kim in the News." Naturally most of the news is about Kim Kardashian's ass. First there was the story that Kardashian is actually on the cover of Women's Fitness magazine.

The article is spectacularly titled, "I Ain't no Skinny Bitch." (which is also on the magazine cover).

Meanwhile, there have been about a million stories in tabloids and on entertainment websites claiming that Kardashian recently got her ass liposuctioned. She reportedly had the procedure done after talentless whore, Paris Hilton, made snide comments about the size of Kardashian's bulbous ass. Yesterday Kardashian basically admitted the stories were true on her own website. Sort of...

Kardashian admits to having some type of cosmetic work done to her butt on the website:

"With all of this cellulite talk you guys must think I've got it bad! For the record, it's really not that bad at all! Just a little junk in the trunk! ;)

"...my sisters and I went to (name deleted) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment...It is basically a non-surgical device that massages the needed area and stimulates the blood circulation so that it minimizes cellulite. I only had time for one treatment, but I am definitely planning to go back for more!"

So there you go. One magic butt massage and Kim Kardashian's ass is better than ever. I'm still trying to figure out what was wrong with it in the first place.

CRITICIZE THIS? ONE MORE REASON PARIS HILTON SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE