Paul: A Message to Jennifer Lopez…

January 30th, 2008 by admin

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...just because you're pregnant it's no excuse to dress like a goddamn clown!

Many of you will remember this hideous number from back when she was still denying the baby rumors...
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Admittedly she's further along now and full of twins, but this recent one reminds me of grimace in a choir robe...
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this one makes her look like she's got cancer rather than babies...

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It doesn't matter how expensive they are, maternity clothes are ugly as sin. I guess it's hard to be fabulous when you have two parasites making you look like a giant potato, but oversized frilly shit and monster pleats don't help.

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