Ashely Olsen and Lance Armstrong are a new couple? That's what The New York Post is reporting on in Page Six.

It's not so much that the age difference bothers me, but more that he is a creep and she is fug. There have been numerous rumors about Lance Armstrong being a terrible womanizer. Who care's if the man had cancer and beat it, he is still a big scum bag now. He dumped his wife who stuck by him while he was sick for Sheryl Crow. And then he dumped her when she got sick with breast cancer. There were strong rumors then that he was also cheating on Sheryl.

He isn't tied down to anyone so it's all fair game. He is just an asshole, and she is a fugly bag lady.

October 31, 2007 -- ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, "He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn't deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up." Olsen's rep didn't return calls.