Victoria Beckham turns "Ugly" for Betty - Yahoo! News

Poshie is going to be on  Ugly Betty for a guest spin. How nice. Sorry, no....how major.

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For you legal types, here is the link to the paperwork of Loser vs Loser.  $737,000 a month is all she makes? Seems low, no?

OK, so I got home, turned on my TV and Walker Texas Ranger was on.  My initial reaction was to change the channel.....but alas, I was able to restrain myself.  A rewarding decision. 

First of all, Chuck is one of my personal heros (and my myspace friend).  After learning about Random Chuck Norris Facts (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/) I fell in love.

Walker Texas Ranger is an amazing mix of bad acting, over acting, and deep meaningful storylines.

Second, the script writing in this show is phenominal.  Some of my fav quotes from the episode:

• "I came to enlist your help.  See, I'm not the token N----..."  Seriously, they just used that word - a word that even I am to uncomfortable to write.  Wasn't this a christian show?  Seriously?  The N word, on day time television?
• "Who the hell does that son-of-a-bitch think he is?"  "That son-of-a-bitch knows this country better than you know the warts on your wife's backside." "Well, why don't we all line up and kiss his ass." (In reference to Chuck, AKA walker).
• Walker is about to die in a car....what does he do?  He chugs a beer (that sure as heck is what I would do).  Upon being rescued... Dude:"Ranger. Don't die on me now dammit.  Dammit don't die on me now." Ranger: "Get me a beer kid"

This sent me on a quest to understand WHO wrote for this show and where else did their careers lead them.  Of the three "Creators" listed on the site, two of them haven't done much, wheras one (a Canadian I might add) has gone on to write for The Black Donnellys, Flags of Our Fathers, Million Dollar Baby and some of the Bond Movies.  I was relieved to know that the talent has not gone to waste. 

Third, the apparel used in the show is absolutely wonderful.  Tight jeans, Chuck randomly with his shirt off, mullets, moustaches, afros.  All of my favorite styles in one show.  What more could one ask for.

Finally, there is a midget (errrr - little person?) in a wheelchair.  Seriously.  What more could you ask for in a show?  Wonderfulness.  Sheer unadulterated wonderfulness.

This is why Chuck Norris is hot.

I read here that this week was the second anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. It definitely was a sad time and is terrible what happened in New Orleans. One thing that came out of all of it that I enjoy is this little ditty from Franklin rocker Will Hoge called "Washed By The Water". A little birdie tells me this will be on his new record that is due to drop in October.

Shiloh, the sister of Princess Zahara, was spotted at the Central Park Petting Zoo with her mama Angelina, brothers Maddox, Pax and Zahara (not pictured).

Shiloh looks just like Brad with Angelina's lips! So cute ^_^

Credit: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Hey did u ppl know tat Owen wilson tried to commite suicide over his ex girlf friend of 1 month!?? erMm damn wierd ah? He was hospitalised on sunday afternoon after bein treated at his home by emergency medical staff.

He cut his left wrist n took a number of pills. He was found by his family member who found an empty bottle of pills next to him...He is now said to be in stable condition. Haiyah wats up with these celebs man !?? 

<iJJ> Actor Ian McKellen to speak at Guthrie. I might have to go down to Minneapolis for this, he is touring with the productions of King Lear and The Seagull and also is speaking on October 8th at a forum.

<iJJ> Warnings could have saved lives at Virginia Tech, report says. Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine says, "Dots were not connected". Report: Timely and specific information might have saved lives. Quicker action still may not have prevented the tragedy, probe says. Recommendations include better, faster communications.

<iJJ> Dorgan announces technology conference line-up. The Great Plains Technology Conference is 9 years old and is celebrating with quite a few notable speakers; Lou Dobbs from CNN, Fred Smith from FedEx (CEO), Kyle Warnick from Microsoft (head of the Surface computing platform team), Jonathan Adelstein from the FCC (Commissioner), and Tom Hunter from Sandia Nat'l Labs (President). Should be a good conference.

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Went to the drag show at Playmakers last night... it was a good time with good friends. Work kinda dragged today though, but that tends to happen when you're out drinking until 2am the night before. Had a flatulence incident (a coworker cleared a 3 cube radius) and a fun half-team lunch. Now I'm prolly gonna go sleep. Later.

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LALATE BREAKING NEWS - Listen to Britney Spears’ Comeback Single “Gimme More” now! Click here to listen to it at the new lalate news!

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As lalate news first broke, Britney Spears will be hosting LAX Las Vegas this Friday. lalate news will host the original LAX Hollywood tonight (http://news.lalate.com/lax) to celebrate the official launch of the hit celebrity news site. And now we have an update! Britney Spears might be performing at LAX her upcoming hit single “Gimme More” on stage which is expected to hit shelves the next weekend.

For anyone who is reporting that Spears is not promoting her new album, get your facts correct! Bad reporting. Read the rest of Spears' story now at the new lalate news.

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